BANNED?! WTF?!

Alright. Jagex has done it, i am really mad. My main account has been permanently banned for advertising a website. A website the person NEXT to me was advertising. I never said anything! But anyway, i got 10.0 out fo 10 black marks, which first of all, isnt fair because its my first offense in FOUR YEARS OF PLAYING. I sent in an appeal, and since i didnt know what was going on, i figured someone stole my password, so I clicked that and sent in an appeal. Well, my account got locked for about 3 days or so, THEN i submitted an APOLOGY appeal. My apology was made, and in about 5 hours, it asked me to send in a Last Chance Appeal. I decided to go with "Apology" again, and I sent in another appeal. Well, it's probably still pending or sumthin at the moment. I wouldnt know. JAGEX LOCKED MY F'IN ACCOUNT AGAIN!!!!! Because they "suspect someone stole my password". Yeah! AGAIN! They better give me my account back when this whole mess is done and over with. After FOUR YEARS OF PLAYING, wouldnt you suspect theyd have just a LITTLE bit of faith in me?

And if you're thinking, "Well, I mean come on, they suspect someone has your password. Theyre just looking out for you. I'm sure your appeal will get accepted, so get off your soapbox." No. It won't get accepted. and do you want to know why that is? Because they only take random appeals and accept them. And don't even tell me I'm wrong. See, I made a new character so that I could get myself banned and try to appeal for them (You may know/have reported me as Cornmeal_Ftw). I was going to make a random appeal, and see if they accept it. I got 3 offenses. And guess what? Two got accepted. Yeah, and they don't even make sense:

Rule 1 ~ Offensive Language
My Appeal:
OK SOe HeARZ THe DeALIO WULL I WeNTT 2 PLAYe POKeMONZ WeN I COMe BAK MY MANATEES HuNTING CORN AND SOE I LEIK TTLY SLAP HEIM UPSYDE HIS MANATEE HEAD AND HES JST LEIK WTF PL0X ND THEN I FOUND MAILMAN ON COMPUTER WITH BEEEFF JERKIE AND IM LIKE U PHR33 L04DUR AND HES LIKE U SUX. WE PLAY POKE MON AND I PWN HIS MAILMANN BUTT YES SIRREEEE THTS Y I NEED THIS ACC BAK CUZ THE MAIL MAN HATES MANATEES. RADDA


Ah, yes. Then
Rule 3 ~ Password Scamming
My Appeal:
I WANNA BE
THE VRY BEST
LEIK NO 1 EVER WAZ
*DUN DUN DUN

2 CATCH THEM IZ MY REAL TEST
TO TRAIN THEM IZ MY CAUZ
I WILL TRAVL CROSS THE LAND
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
*DUN DUN DUN

THESE POKEMON
TO UNDERSTAND,
THE POWER THATZ INSIDE
POKEMON GOTTA CATCHEM (ITS U AND ME)
I KNO ITS MY DESTINY
POKEMON
OHH
UR MY BEST FREND
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEENNNNED!

PL0X IT WAS THT MAILMAN AGAIN!


My 3rd, and Funniest Appeal yet.
Rule 5 ~ Jagex Staff impersonation
My Appeal:
HEY PL0XERZ MY CAT SCRATCHD MY IN MY EYEBALLZ AND I WAS TYPING THINGS THT I DIN NO I WAZ TYPING I WILL SU U CAUSE MY KITTYS ON A RAMPAGE WITH THOSE DAMN LEPUCHAUNS. I CONT CATCH THE CORN. ANYWAYZ PL0X, I GAVE MY LOCAL RETAILER A GOOD BEATIN W/ TEH WAFFLE IRON, U KNO WAT IM SAYIN FOO? CUZ I DON TANX 2 MEH PSYCHOTIC KITTY. HEY, I DNT EVEN HAVE A CAT! HOO R U?! Y AM I ON THE DINING R00M TABLE?! PL0X!!

But it gets beter. here's the reason WHY my appeal didnt get accepted:
Thank you for your appeal.
We are sorry to inform you that this appeal has been denied.
We have conclusive evidence that you were in control of the account at the time of the offence and, for this reason, this offence will remain on your account.
We suggest you take some time to remind yourself of the Rules of Conduct before you start playing again!
Jagex Customer Support

Umm, yeah, excuse me. DID I SAY I WASNT IN CONTROL OF MY F'IN ACCOUNT? Cause Im pretty sure There was nothing in there except spam. And no, Jagex, I will not remind myself of the Rules of Conduct before I start playing again.

and I also went on YouTube, did a little "research" (hehe) And here is another guys apeal. This is not my appeal, this appeal belongs to Desleyinhillegom. It's really funny:
POMG SO HEREZ TEH STORI WULL I WUZ RLLY NEED 2 BATHR00m SO I WUZ GUNNA TAKE A BIG NUMBA 2!!@@@shift11! WEN I GET BAK I SEE MAI DOG ON MAI COMPUTUR ND HE IZ TRYIN 2 SKAM PPLZ AND I R LIEK POMG WTF BBQ M8ZZZZ SO HE GOES FINE LETS POKEM ON BATTLE@ THEN I LIEK OKAI NIGRO U GO DOWN!!!!!!! WE START GO BUT DEN HE PULL OUR CHARZURD ND 1 HIT ME =[[[[[[ EYE CUT TEH WRIST NOW OH AND AND PLIS GIFF MAI ACC BAK.

Now, let's recap this whole post:
Got my accoutn permenantly banned for ONE offense that wasnt done by me (10.0 black marks for 1 offense)
Only got muted on my experiment account for 7 days for THREE offenses (5.6 black marks for 3 offenses)
Jagex doesnt read appeals
You've got no real chance if your appealing.
The way Black Marks are added on to accounts are screwy.
My cat scartched me in my EYEBALLZ (I dont even have a cat -_- )

If Jagex reads this, I would like them to know that they just check their system for bans, mutes, and black marks, because obviously they don't have a clue what goes on. They also should check their auto-message bots, because they need more excuses as to why we get denied.


This evidence has also been posted on another website. You can also find some funny content feturing Little Miss Muffet. But anyway, heres the web URL:

tinktink203.blogspot.com
Hope to see you there! And so does Lil Miss Muffet
-_- ull find out when you get there